Scientists have found a way of transforming the by-products of whisky into a biofuel that you can use in a normal car.
Now, I have great respect for men who have the courage to dress in skirts while clutching a bagpipe, but I wouldn't be caught driving a car powered by whisky.
One needs to be sensitive about certain things. Just the smell emanating from the engine might be construed by an innocent law enforcement officer as attempted bribery. And you know how repulsive that very thought is to the average traffic cop...
